Perthetic

Memo to Perez: Don't Get These Two Muddled Up

Smoking and Delta Goodrem – big news, it would seem. But the story now appears to have been deep-sixed on News Corp websites (ie. the Heath Ledger Memorial Website, sorry, I meant Perthnow.com.au), which probably means Mrs Goodrem (Delta’s mum and erstwhile manager) has been working the phones.

Curiously, the original story has also disappeared from the source site, Perez Hilton (Perez (perezhilton.com) was heavily referenced (graphically and textually) in the Perthnow/News Corp piece, the News Corp journo no doubt assiduously covering his/her arse fearing either a PROBLEMS WITH VAGUELY ACTIONABLE MATERIAL lecture from a dour and moribund News Corp lawyer or more likely an ear-shattering blast from Delta’s mum).

Here’s a link and a few riveting screen shots:

“I know that some singers do smoke but she is not one of them.”
FACK! HOLD THE PRESSES!

There’s also concern resonating for Delta’s significant other, Brain (sic):

Poor Brain, let’s hope Delta’s obsessively helicoptering parents can put the twenty-seven year old on the straight and narrow.