“Blowing in the wind…” Reads the caption in the Sydney Morning Herald. Tres witty! Those Fairfax photo editors show just how hilarious they can be with this flattering shot of cricket WAG Jessica Bratich on the red linoleum at some cretinous awards night. But the unwritten subtext here (sniff, Fairfax does have standards, you know…) is “WTF is that dark patch between her legs?”
The astute perverts among you will notice that she IS wearing panties, so it’s obviously not her pubic hair. The only possible answer then is that it’s a merkin – a kind of pubic wig that went out of “fashion” a couple of hundred years ago. It seems then that Ms Bratich is single-handedly attempting to overturn the current vogue for hairless pudenda and put hirsute minges back, er, front-and-center in the social pages. More news on the return of the merkin as it comes to hand…
merkin, smerkin
what about Lara bingle’s SHOES …
Forget Jessica Bratich – we wanna see Amanda vanstone’s map of Tassie